The New World Citizen Headquarters

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Welcome, citizens of Earth.  I'm pleased to see that you have found your way to the single most important website you may ever find, that being The New World Citizen Headquarters, your government of the future, and, I might add, the only organization dedicated to fighting the spread of global (and galactic) jackassitization. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Michael T. Shaz, but perhaps I am better known to the galaxy as the Shazzman.  I will be your guide to this website, the world, and eventually the galaxy, with the hope that you will join the millions of other persons hoping for a better place, a place free of the mindless minions of Captain Jackass.  Join us, and we will fight for a better tomorrow.  Join us, and we will free the galaxy of the Jackass.  Join us, and elect Shazzman as your World Leader.  Yes, the Shaz is back, baby.  Let's boogie.

Current News - David Bowie Explained

David Bowie is not the David Bowie many of you know.  The David Bowie you think you know is actually an android (similar in manufacture to G-3P-Y0) crafted after his master, Davidian Bociefus.  Davidian Bociefus is the latest ruler in a 167 generation monarchy on the planet Labrynthia.  David Bowie the android was sent to Earth on one of the earliest galactic missions to Earth (Clan Bociefus holds an honorable position in the Universal Senate, headquartered in Galaxy Center, where I am from).  Originally, the Bowie android proved to be extremely compatible with Earth human culture.  The Bowie android performed "songs," many of which I'm sure you all are familiar with.  One thing you may not be entirely cognizant of, however, is that the song "Space Oddity" was originally based upon my own voyage to Earth, but for obvious reasons of galactic security, is was modeled more toward the fictional space voyage of Major Tom.  Unfortunately, the Bowie android has not been maintained since it's arrival, and it has fallen by the wayside.  The Bowie android is now considered to be "uncool," and without the necessary updates it has been largely ignored for decades.

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